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This isn’t much of a passive-aggressive note, as this neighbor just goes out and calls it like it is; this is one creepy van, and I wouldn’t like to see a mysterious van of this size parked in front of my house any time of day, let alone at nighttime. We can’t blame this neighbor for putting up this note, and hopefully, their kind attitude and honesty would help.
If Hollywood has taught us anything, it’s that large, white vans are always bad news. Whenever something bad is about to go down in a movie, there’s almost always a white, large van involved. There’s someone sitting in it, spying on you, waiting to abduct you, or something even worse.