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The Food Thief has Requests

As if it isn’t enough that this person steals other people’s food, now they’re making special requests – they’re sick of eating the same thing every day. This must be the most outrageous thing I’ve seen in a while – and that’s their answer to the people complaining about them eating their food!

People have tried everything here – someone chose to be passive-aggressive about this (“my Trader Joe’s green juice grew legs and walked off”), while others called it like it is (“please stop eating my hot dogs!!!”) but nothing seems to help, and this food thief has the audacity to answer them, asking for different food. Things in this office are out of control.