Have the Cake
Who says you can’t have your cake and leave it whole? This person proved them wrong – he can have the cake, and he can be passive-aggressive about it. Joking aside, this is a pretty intimidating warning – “I do what I want” – and it seems as if nothing is beyond him, not even ruining the office cake.
Every office has that one guy who goes against the norms, the rebel, if you will. But the blame is also on whoever left the cake sitting outside; you don’t let the cat watch the cream, just as you shouldn’t leave a cake unattended in an office where you know there’s a food thief who’s out of control.