Dubious Yet Surprisingly Brilliant Life Tips

Dumb Robots

Well, I’ll be darned, who knew that a little bit of colorful language could be the key to unlocking the human voice behind those pesky automated voice systems? It’s like a secret password that only the most foul-mouthed among us know. Who knew that all those times I yelled at my GPS, I was actually doing myself a favor?

Trust me; it’s much more satisfying to solve a problem on your own than it is to scream at a poor customer service rep. And if all else fails, just remember the immortal words of Samuel L. Jackson – “English, motherf***er, do you speak it?” But seriously, don’t use that line. It’s not cool.