Wise Constanza
Ah, George Costanza, the king of slacking off at work. That guy knew how to take a nap under his desk like nobody’s business. But let me tell you, as someone who’s been around the block a few times, this life hack is not for the faint of heart. Sure, acting annoyed and frustrated around your boss might fool them into thinking you’re working hard, but it could also backfire pretty spectacularly.
Your boss might start to wonder why you’re always so stressed out and start piling on more work. And trust me, nobody wants that. So, next time you’re feeling the urge to slack off at work, just remember to do it discreetly and don’t draw attention to yourself. And if all else fails, just remember the immortal words of George Costanza – “It’s not a lie if you believe it.”