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Boyfriend of The Year

Cheating has come a long way over the years. Before, people would just hook up with their coworkers or build a new family in another state. Nowadays, you have God knows how many apps and websites that someone will literally find a way to cheat on their partner with. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone found a side piece on the CDC’s Milestone Tracker app. And this next guy is using technology to help him cover his tracks.

Gentlemen out there, please don’t be this guy. If you want to have a fun night with your friends, don’t lie to your girlfriends about it because if there’s one certainty in this world, it is that they will find out. It’s better to have a girlfriend and be a decent human being than to have no girlfriend at all…